YOU ARE A GOOD DOG, MILKSHAKE :)
Let this hardworking creature serve as an example to the rest of you animals! She is a working dog now.
good at bikes, bad at flirting
/v/’s reaction to Gamergate discussions being closed - 2014, various
Is it weird that the most baffling thing to me is that 4chan hates Papers Please
Of all fucking games you pick that one? What
"You know Zach, this reminds me of the greatest car chase of all time. That’s right. The climax of 1980’s The Blues Brothers, starring Jon Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. Not to mention all the famous musicians who had cameo appearances….."
Darrien Hunt was just a young nerdy cosplayer that liked anime and was still seen as a dangerous threat. like no matter how far away from a “thug” you behave if you are black you are a target you are being watched and you are not safe in America
Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.
Man what in the FUCK
- trans (raised under chozo moon aura that changed her as she grew)
- untrained in human courtship, whistles beautiful birdsongs and steals food for cuties
- gives adam the thumbs-down because she genuinely hates him
- adam is always yelling at her for sneaking girls into her quarters
- is scared of ridley but that invigorates and motivates her because nothing else makes her feel fear. total adrenaline rush
- zero suit acts as a compressive athletic garment; does not somehow lift or separate breasts
- physique: extremely tall, lean, and muscular. somewhat of a runner’s build
- nose: aquiline
- became imbued with dizzying influx of hidden cosmic knowledge when the baby metroid healed her in Super Metroid. a kubrick as fuck moment
- during the original metroid, was in contact with the computer mother brain before discovering it had been “turned” by ridley and the pirates. also v. kubrick, imo
I know a lot of y’all are into the whole dom concept but what about: pretending/attempting to dom but then instantly cracking up and just melting into cuddly affection
And that’s why they’re friends.
|—||Hari Kondabolu (via thefemcritique)|